ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
why is half of my head shaved?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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