Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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