Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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