fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was