Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face