Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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