Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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