I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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