You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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