they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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