"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
