capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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