Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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