my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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