you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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