you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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