For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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