Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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