Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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