if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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