I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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