we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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