can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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