The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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