I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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