They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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