If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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