id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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