Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There r osticjed everywhere
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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