why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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