Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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