You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize