If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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