I hate your face
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I need moral support for this bender
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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