That's intense
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
