I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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