just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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