I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
we should paint friendship bongs
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place