I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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