there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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