Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I have aggressive nipples.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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