Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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