Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter