i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
My balls are so social today.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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