All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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