is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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