I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
dude i'm inner monologue high
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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