yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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