sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We got so high we made milksteak
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got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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