I think i sorta joined a cult last night
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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