Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
