you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
accomplished twins. life is a go
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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