you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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