well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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