After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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