he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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