You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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